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Obama and Complete Sentences

Comedian Andy Borowitz reports on Obama controversial use of complete sentences on HuffPo. Here's what he recorded Sarah Palin saying in response:

"Talking with complete sentences there and also too talking in a way that ordinary Americans like Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder can't really do there, I think needing to do that isn't tapping into what Americans are needing also."

2-for-1 Obesity!

A Canada court ruled that obese people have a right to two airplane seats for the price of one. This would be a problem if there were obese people in Canada.

Lieberman Answers the Obama/Marxism Question

Sure, he asked if Obama was a Marxist. But, then he answered that no, he is not.

Mitt Romney on the Auto Bailout

Wow, I never thought I'd find myself agreeing with Mitt Romney.

Without that bailout, Detroit will need to drastically restructure itself. With it, the automakers will stay the course — the suicidal course of declining market shares, insurmountable labor and retiree burdens, technology atrophy, product inferiority and never-ending job losses. Detroit needs a turnaround, not a check.