Trailer: 33 Minutes

Wonkette has this ridiculous trailer for a new documentary produced by the Heritage Foundation. It's chock full of fear and technical details like this one:

"Time and time and time again, we've proved the critics wrong. Initially they said that we would not be able to hit a bullet with a bullet. Well, we've got beyond being able to hit a bullet with a bullet. We are now able to hit a spot on a bullet with a bullet."