Thursday, February 12, 2009

Good Riddance, Judd Gregg

Never liked you anyway.

Gregg Withdraws as Commerce Secretary Nominee [NYTimes]

Michael Phelps Apologizes to China

If he didn't spend all his time smoking weed, maybe he could have delivered this apology in Chinese.

Superbowl Ads: Barack Obama's Abortion BANNED!

Holy fucking god. For the sake of humanity, this commercial was banned from running during the Superbowl.

MSNBC Anchor Wants to Honor All "Colored People"

It's right there in the NAACP's name. How wrong could it be? But seriously, "we do want to congratulate all people of color."

Bernie Goldberg to Media Matters: "Screw Them!"

How dare they offer criticism on the media. Also, how can Media Matters be "humorless" and "unserious" at the same time?

The 11th Most Conservative Movie of All Time

In case you didn't know, the National Review Online has been counting down the top 25 most conservative movies of all time, and the snarky bloggers over at Wonkette have been following along closely. Which brings us to #11, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. This is the quote they use to hammer home their point:

When Frodo sighs, “I wish none of this had happened,” Gandalf’s response speaks to us, too: “So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”

Joaquin Pheonix on Letterman

Watch Dave attempt to decipher his awkward mumbling and try to get him to talk about his new movie. "Joaquin, I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight."

A Sarcastic Birthday Tribute to Sarah Palin

...from MSNBC.