“Each month I got a statement from him,” Moscowitz ranted. “I knew such numbers looked too good to be kosher, and when I joked to him how it sounded like a Ponzi scheme he choked on his kugel. I had to do the Heimlich maneuver. Finally, after all that high living, it comes out he was a fraud and my net worth was bupkes. P.S., I had a myocardial infarction that registered at the oceanography lab in Tokyo.”
Monday, March 23, 2009
In his Shouts and Murmurs piece in this week's New Yorker, Woody tells the tales of two Madoff investors who die and are reincarnated as lobsters.