Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Obama Subtly Mocks 100 Days Obsession

Here's how Obama ended his opening statement at tonight's 100 Days news conference. Full video below.


"I want to thank the American people for their support and their patience during these trying times. And I look forward to working with you in the next hundred days and the hundred days after, and all the hundreds of days to follow to make sure that this country is what it can be."





Colbert Report: Donkey Flu

Colbert reports on the new epidemic that's sweeping our country.


"Back in 2004 we thought we had it contained to the coasts and the cities but then it mutated and tore through the country."



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Daily Show: 100 Days Rockin' Eve

Some 100 Days coverage from the Best Fucking News Team on the Planet.


"Yes we can... milk this thing."



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100 Days of Opposition

Here's ThinkProgress' requisite 100 Days montage, this one taking a slightly more cynical view.




Rep. Virginia Foxx: Matthew Shepard's Death Not A Hate Crime

Of all the egregious comments made on the floor of Congress, this one blows them all away.




Obama Mocks Fox News' Teabagging Audience

Also at today's town hall, Obama laughs off the teabaggers.


"So, you know, when you see, you know, those of you who are watching certain news channels, on which I’m not very popular, and you see folks waving tea bags around, let me just remind them that I am happy to have a serious conversation about how we are going to cut our health care costs down over the long term how we're going to stabilize social security."





Obama Optimistic on 100th Day

Though he's "pleased" but "not satisfied," Obama struck a positive tone today in a town hall speech in St. Louis.




College Humor: Real-life Twitter

College Humor brings Twitter to the streets for what is presumably an ad for @CollegeHumor.


"Just watched The View this morning. Not so bad!"





CNN on Obama's 'Swagga'

No one on the corner has the swagga like Obama.


"So bottom line, every white president has had absolutely no "swagga", is that what you're saying?"





Shepard Smith on Swine Flu Immigration Paranoia

He should really tell the rest of Fox News to give this talking point a rest.


"Everybody's emailing going, 'The illegals are bringing it across the border.' Relax!"





Hannity: '100 Days of American Going Down the Drain'

Sean Hannity puts his own spin on Obama's first 100 days.




Obama's 100 Days Highlights

Politico put together this highlight reel from Obama's first 100 days.




Little Edgar Hernandez to Blame for Swine Flu

Michelle Bachmann had it all wrong. She should have been blaming this five-year-old boy from La Gloria, Mexico.


"It is still not clear how this little boy got swine flu. But it is clear that he is the first known case in an epidemic that has spread across the globe."


Watch the ABC News report here.


UPDATE: Sanjay Gupta visits Edgar: