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Thursday, April 30, 2009
Could this be a covert illegal immigrant Mexican terrorist bio-chemical attack on the United States? Joe Scarborough comes out as the voice of reason on this one.
Referring to Biden's comments on this morning's Today Show, Robert Gibbs tries to explain what Biden intended to say. The Press Corps proceeds to laugh at him.
Following up on the Gathering Storm ad, which was brutally mocked by everyone, the National Organization for Marriage released this ad today admonishing the backlash against anti-gay marriage bigotry. Can't wait to see how people parody this one.
Condi gets testy when some students from her alma mater push her to reveal role in torture.
"By the way, I didn't authorize anything. I conveyed the authorization of the administration to the agency, that they had policy authorization, subject to the Justice Department's clearance. That's what I did."
The #1 spokesperson for "opposite marriage" will speak at a meeting today for the National Organization for Marriage. The Miss California USA pageant producers released this statement:
"We are deeply saddened Carrie Prejean has forgotten her platform of the Special Olympics, her commitment to all Californians, and solidified her legacy as one that goes beyond the rights to voice her beliefs and instead reveals her opportunistic agenda."
Matt Lauer asks Vice President Biden if he would advise his family to avoid airplane trips.
"I would tell members of my family and I have I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now... when one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft."