Thursday, April 30, 2009

Colbert Report: A Pigcalypse Now

Stephen offers his advice on avoiding swine flu.

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Conservative Media Ties Swine Flu to Illegal Immigration

Could this be a covert illegal immigrant Mexican terrorist bio-chemical attack on the United States? Joe Scarborough comes out as the voice of reason on this one.

Robert Gibbs Tells the Press Corps What Joe Biden Meant to Say

Referring to Biden's comments on this morning's Today Show, Robert Gibbs tries to explain what Biden intended to say. The Press Corps proceeds to laugh at him.

New NOM Ad Starring Miss California

Following up on the Gathering Storm ad, which was brutally mocked by everyone, the National Organization for Marriage released this ad today admonishing the backlash against anti-gay marriage bigotry. Can't wait to see how people parody this one.

Why Didn't Fox Get a Question at Last Night's News Conference?

Greta Van Susteren and Glenn Beck want to know.

Daily Show: Larry Wilmore on Obama's First 100 Days

On a scale of "Whack to Da Bomb Diggity."

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Virginia Foxx is the Worst Person in the World

Olbermann makes the right choice on this one.

"The most despicable thing said on the floor of the House in decades."

Michael Steele Wears His GOP Hat Backwards

Michael Steele talks his obscure hip hop slang on Morning Joe.

"Cuz that's how we roll in the northeast!"

Condoleezza Rice Confronted on Torture by Stanford Students

Condi gets testy when some students from her alma mater push her to reveal role in torture.

"By the way, I didn't authorize anything. I conveyed the authorization of the administration to the agency, that they had policy authorization, subject to the Justice Department's clearance. That's what I did."

Miss California Joins NOM

The #1 spokesperson for "opposite marriage" will speak at a meeting today for the National Organization for Marriage. The Miss California USA pageant producers released this statement:

"We are deeply saddened Carrie Prejean has forgotten her platform of the Special Olympics, her commitment to all Californians, and solidified her legacy as one that goes beyond the rights to voice her beliefs and instead reveals her opportunistic agenda."

Biden Totally Freaked Out by Swine Flu

Matt Lauer asks Vice President Biden if he would advise his family to avoid airplane trips.

"I would tell members of my family and I have I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now... when one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft."

Chris Matthews Takes on Virginia Foxx

Thank you Chris for taking time out of your show to cover this story.

"She's a hoax. She disgraced herself today."