"I’ll put it to you this way, you give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders."
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Going against common wisdom, Rove says that if the U.S. stops torturing prisoners it will aid terrorist recruiting strategies.
"They can now take these memoranda and go to prospective, you know, recruits and say, This is the worst that the enemy, the United States, would ever do to you, and they’ve even forsworn these things. We can help you, prepare you to deal with these things, but even the enemy is so weak they’re not going to use these techniques on you."
Michael Steele regrets how his anti-Mormon comments have been "interpreted."
"Who needs the Democratic National Committee when you have the Republican National Committee attacking its own?"
Janeane Garofalo handles herself quite well in this ambush by Bill O'Reilly's goons.
"What the fuck do I give a shit about what Bill O'Reilly says? Bill O'Reilly should apologize for everything he says everyday."
Appearing on Bill Bennett's radio show, Michael Steele says that Perez Hilton "is what an empathetic judge looks like." The implication here is that Obama really wants to appoint Perez Hilton to the Supreme Court. By the transitive property, Obama wants to appoint Satan.
Jon Stewart takes a look at the indignation over Wanda Sykes' Rush Limbaugh jokes on last night's Daily Show.
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