Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Yo Teach...! Episode 2

A brand new mini-episode of Judd Apatow's fake sitcom.

"Asians aren't smarter than everyone else."

Shepard Smith Warns of 'Frightening Emails'

How can Shepard Smith stand to work at Fox News any longer? He knows that it's his own irresponsible network that is fueling hate and violence.

Kanye is the King of All Musical Genres

Kanye demonstrates what a great songwriter he is on The View.

"Everyone who sings the song sings better than me."

Michael Steele Doesn't Know the Meaning of the Word 'Inflamatory'

Michael Steele wants to cool down the "hot rhetoric" on Sotomayor. Which is why he made this statement for the second time to Campbell Brown.

“God help you if you’re a white male coming before her bench.”

Contessa Brewer's Crazy Awkward Interview About the Palin/Letterman Feud

A solid follow-up to this strange on-going feud between David Letterman and Sarah Palin.

"Do you want to do this interview?"

Letterman's Sarah Palin Jokes

Here's the controversial joke that some say implied that Bristol Palin is a prostitute. Seems like it's harder on Eliot Spitzer, no?

He definitely calls her a slut in this Top Ten list though.

New TV Spots for Bruno

Three new TV spots for Bruno were released today. You can watch all three here, but my favorite is below.

"Your king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard or a homeless Santa."

Want to Go Sit in Mitt Romney's Fenway Seats?

All you have to do is sell your soul and submit 250 words to answer the question, "What does a free and strong America mean to you?"

Russell Simmons on Marriage Equality

Russell Simmons speaks out on gay marriage in the Situation Room, comparing it to all other civil rights struggles. He's not quite willing to chastise Obama for being slow on progress here, but he could be an important voice in bringing African-Americans to the table on this issue.

Scarborough Calls Jon Stewart an 'Angry Man'

I don't think Jon Stewart is "very angry" at Joe Scarborough, he just likes to call him out on his hypocrisy. For a guy with such strong opinions Joe Scarborough really doesn't want to be disliked.

"Let's do some news now. It's important that we get to the news now."

Colbert Debates Himself on 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'

Listen to those mild chuckles from the service men and women when Colbert makes jokes criticizing the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. Looks like we have further to go on this issue than we may have thought.

"Evidently, you can be all that you can be, with one exception."

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