Clinton Goes to North Korea, Gets Girls

Watch the actual video of Clinton bring back the two freed American journalists below, or just read Andy Borowitz's hilarious report.

Nazi Propaganda Trailer: 'Nation's Pride'

What would a Quentin Tarantino-directed Nazi propaganda film look like? A lot like this fake viral trailer for the movie within Inglourious Basterds.

Lou Dobbs Laughs About the Whole 'Birther' Thing

Seems like Lou Dobbs is ready to forget that he became the spokesperson for the "birther" movement, telling Candy Crowley:

"Oh God, don't say birthers, whatever you do, not on this broadcast."

Onion: U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt

It's come to this.

"You know how when someone dies and all of their debts go away and no one has to pay them? Well this is like that, except with countries."

U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt

Glenn Beck's Birthday Present to Obama

Glenn Beck presents the "Story of Barack Obama" in a consistently sarcastic voice for almost nine minutes. This is unbelievable.

Bill Clinton Saves the Two American Journalists in North Korea

Bubba gets it done. What an animal.

NYC Prep in 2 Minutes as a Cartoon

By posting this, I'm admitting that I did watch the first episode of NYC Prep. This is just too funny though.

Bill Clinton Fills In for Obama on His Birthday

Bill figured he might as well give Obama a break on his birthday and go solve the whole North Korea thing.