Monday, April 5, 2010

ONN: Non-Racist Man Almost Assassinates Obama

From Today Now!:

"Ultimately to allay all suspicions of racism, Croft decided to shoot the president with a cross bow with a list of black historical figures taped to the arrow. But the FBI apprehended Croft while he was parked in a car outside the White House listening to Sly and the Family Stone."

Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'

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