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Friday, May 7, 2010
Hollywood must have stopped offering Will Ferrell sports comedies, because last night he decided to just create a character in real life. Billy Ray "Rojo" Johnson made his pitching debut for Texas' minor league Round Rock Express.
Community really stepped it up a notch this week with the paintball war movie episode. Oh, and did I mention that (spoiler alert!) Jeff and Britta finally did it?! There was also a not-so-subtle dig at Glee.
"Write some original songs!"