ONN: Paul is (Almost) Dead!

The Onion News Network covers the growing excitement for Paul McCartney's inevitable death and funeral.

"However he dies, let's hope it happens real, real soon."

Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney's Funeral

DAILY SHOW: Jon Stewart's War on Christmas Pageant

The Daily Show mined all of your favorite holiday classics to tell the story of "The Gretch Who Saved the War on Christmas."

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The Gretch Who Saved the War on Christmas
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