Germany's Angela Merkel has a crush on Michelle Obama. [@BuzzFeed]
It gets worse. Anthony Weiner's wife Huma is preggers. [@Gawker]
Sketch Fest NYC is officially on. [@nycgo]
Does Anthony Weiner's downfall portend the rise of Alec Baldwin as the next mayor of New York? [@flavorpill]
Judd Apatow's Knocked Up spin-off just got some awesome new cast members. [@Splitsider]
Twitter wisdom of the day from @TheFullGinsburg:

