Gotcha Links of the Week

Here's your first look at Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs.
ᔥ Death + Taxes

Whatever you do, don't let The New Yorker write a lengthy profile on you.
ᔥ Salon

Who wants to be Mitt Romney's "incredibly boring white guy?"
ᔥ ThinkProgress

Jimmy Kimmel is coming home to Brooklyn... for a week.
ᔥ Huffington Post

President Obama has DOMA in his sights.
ᔥ Gawker

Ellen Degeneres is getting this year's Mark Twain Prize for Humor, just further proof that the gays have taken over Washington.
ᔥ Splitsider

GM is saying farewell to Facebook ads because apparently they don't sell cars.
ᔥ Boing Boing

The first few pages of Aaron Sorkin's Steve Jobs biopic script have leaked.
ᔥ Funny or Die

The reach of the Girls think pieces now extends to the 2012 presidential election.
ᔥ The Week

Only Bill Murray could pull this off.
ᔥ PAPERMAG