Gotcha Links of the Week

ᔥ Alex Leo

Aaron Sorkin's The Newsroom is not going to be as good as you want it to be.
ᔥ New Yorker

John Kerry is going to make a fantastic Mitt Romney in Obama's debate practice sessions.
ᔥ Washington Post

The Obama daughters are not on Facebook, so stop trying to stalk them.
ᔥ The Hill

This is why Mitt Romney likes being able to fire people.
ᔥ Daily Finance

Start psyching yourself up for Kid Rock's big Republican National Convention performance.
ᔥ ShortFormBlog

Does the Secret Service have more fun partying in Colombia or Martha's Vineyard?
ᔥ Fox News

Mitt Romney does not believe in "unilateral disarmament" when it comes to hecklers on the campaign trail (or war, presumably).
ᔥ AP

You can officially cross new Purdue President Mitch Daniels off the veepstakes list.
ᔥ Atlantic Wire

If Bloomberg News says Obama is leading Romney by 13 points, who are we to argue with them?
ᔥ Bloomberg

Naturally, Charlie Sheen will play the POTUS in Machete Kills.
ᔥ AV Club