Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Newt Gingrich Promises American Moon Base

The idea of a permanent base on the moon is as ridiculous as a two term presidency for Newt Gingrich.

30 ROCK: Shit Liz Lemon Says

Better late than never.

CNN: East Haven Mayor 'Might Eat Tacos'

Mayor Joe Maturo of East Haven, Connecticut, who is in hot water after suggesting that he "might eat tacos" to show support for his Latino community, blames the "gotcha media" for his predicament.

FUNNY OR DIE: Obama Laughs About His Spilled Milk Joke

Funny or Die's Barack Obama responds to the GOP response to the State of the Union, and remembers his hilarious milk joke.

PIERS MORGAN: Alec Baldwin Imitates Piers Morgan

Alec Baldwin asks Piers Morgan how many times he's been "properly in love" in his best British accent.

TODAY: Newt Gingrich's Delusional Response to the State of the Union

Judging by this interview with Ann Curry, I'm not sure that Newt Gingrich watched last night's State of the Union address.

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CONAN: Conan O'Brien as Callista Gingrich

If Andy Richter is forced to do an impression of Newt Gingrich, then it's only fair that Conan play Callista.

JIMMY KIMMEL: GOP Debate as 'The Artist'

In honor of the Oscar nominations, Jimmy Kimmel re-frames the GOP Florida debate as a silent movie.

COLBERT REPORT: Stephen Fails to Correct Rick Santorum Slander

Stephen Colbert defends Rick Santorum's respect for the elderly.

DAILY SHOW: Jason Jonez Prezentz MTV's Tax Avoidance Strategies for HNW Individualz

Jason Jones finds out how you too can avoid paying taxes like Mitt Romney.

Herman Cain Decries Obama's 'Little Ideas' in State of the Union Response

In an address to the Tea Party Express, which every major network refused to air, Herman Cain asserted the Obama only presented a "hodge-podge of little ideas" in his speech.
When Cain says "some of us are not stupid," are we sure he's including himself? At least he wasn't looking off to the side the whole time.