Thursday, March 1, 2012

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Claims Obama's Birth Certificate Forged

Long after everyone stopped caring about this, Arizona's Sheriff Joe Arpaio accuses the President of "forgery and fraud."

ONN: Rick Santorum's New Anti-Gay Marriage Campaign

Rick Santorum tries to make an example of one very specific gay man who wants to get married.

Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick

Putin Targets Virgin Voters in Campaign Ad

If you thought American presidential campaign ads were creepy, wait until you see this.

Herman Cain's Dead Goldfish Stimulus Analogy

Herman Cain launches his new site Sick of Stimulus by forcing a little girl to kill a goldfish. Any questions?

DNC Says Mitt Romney's Bad for Women

Compared to Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum, you might think Mitt Romney is best GOP candidate for women. The DNC wants to tell you that you're wrong.

Obama Talks to the Sports Guy About Jeremy Lin

President Obama takes some time out of his busy schedule to talk sports with Bill Simmons, and claims that he knew about Jeremy Lin before everyone else.

LENO: John McCain Says Santorum Like Cow Farts

John McCain accuses Rick Santorum of caring more about flatulence in cows than the American people.

COLBERT REPORT: The Word - Change We Can Believe In

Stephen Colbert turns President Obama's 2008 slogan on its head.

DAILY SHOW: John Oliver Runs Out of Words

John Oliver would rather analyze the endless GOP primary with guttural sounds than nonsensical metaphors.