Monday, March 12, 2012

CNN: Jane Lynch and Joan Rivers

Jane Lynch and Joan Rivers are not impressed with the current Republican field.
"If you don't have a uterus then I'm not interested."

LENO: Adam Carolla on Donald Trump

Adam Carolla describes Donald Trump's hair.

FOX AND FRIENDS: Jeff Foxworthy Endorses Mitt Romney

Jeff Foxworthy explains how he's going to win Mitt Romney the redneck vote.

CNN: Rick Santorum Wants to Outlaw Teleprompters

Rick Santorum starts his war against teleprompters and clearly has trouble imagining a world in which someone would read their own words off of one.
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Rick Santorum Wants America to Apologize to Afghanistan

How long before Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich eat Rick Santorum alive for making the humane suggestion that the U.S. should apologize to Afghanistan for one soldier's murderous rampage?

ONN: Should U.S. Be Using Military Drones?

The Onion News Network takes on an important foreign policy debate.

Could The Use Of Flying Death Robots Be Hurting America's Reputation Worldwide?

Obama Attack Ad Against Sarah Palin

This Sarah Palin interview with Sean Hannity pissed off President Obama so much that he made an ad about it.

Mitt Romney: Newt and I Are Both Weak Candidates

Responding to Newt Gingrich's claim that he's a "weak frontrunner," Mitt Romney says, oh yeah, so what does that make you?