Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Rod Blagojevich's Last Words Before Prison

Good luck in prison, Governor Blagojevich!

British Prime Minister David Cameron Calls Obama Too Skinny

He also seems to call himself too fat, so it could be worse.

ONN: Montana Primary Process

The state of Montana has a unique way of determining their candidate for the Republican presidential nomination.

Montana Primary To Be Decided By Fight In Dive-Bar Parking Lot

Chris Rock Attacks Cameraman When Asked About Tea Party Comments

Whatever you do, don't ask Chris Rock about the Tea Party.
ᔥ Breitbart | ↬ Mediaite

Tim Heidecker Starts RIP Newt Gingrich Rumor at SXSW

Tim Heidecker makes a valiant effort to get #ripnewt to trend at SXSW.

ᔥ HuffPost Comedy

CNN: Rick Santorum Campaign Plays the Seamus Card

Rick Santorum's campaign advisor deems everything Mitt Romney says irrelevant because he once drove for 12 hours with a dog strapped to the roof of his car.
ᔥ Huffington Post

FOX NEWS: Mitt Romney Reminds You That He's Winning

An indignant Mitt Romney wants you to know that he won the most delegates last night no matter what anyone else says.
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Later in the interview, Megyn Kelly just went ahead and cut Romney off to go to commercial.
ᔥ BuzzFeed

Pat Robertson Endorses Oral Sex

First he wants to legalize marijuana, now he's condoning oral sex. Pat Robertson is really loosening up in his old age!
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Red Bull's Jesus Walking on Water Ad

This Red Bull ad was just a little too controversial for viewers in South Africa. I don't even want to know what would have happened had it been shown in the U.S.
ᔥ Copyranter | ↬ The Daily What

JIMMY KIMMEL: Rick Santorum Says 'Talk to a Plant' About Climate Change

Rick Santorum suggested telling plants how dangerous carbon dioxide is, so Jimmy Kimmel consults one.

COLBERT REPORT: Romney and Gingrich on Obama's Wacky Energy Policies

Stephen Colbert reviews Mitt Romney's claim that you can't drive a car with a windmill on it and Newt Gingrich's big idea for people to try putting algae in their gas tanks and comes up with his own incredulous reactions to modern technology.

DAILY SHOW: Kristen Schaal's Republican Policy Stand-Up

What's more offensive than Rush Limbaugh calling Sandra Fluke a slut? Republican policies concerning women.

Newt Gingrich on Southern Strategy: 'I Don't Know Yet'

Bret Baier asks Newt Gingrich about the future of his "southern strategy" and get a non-committal answer.