Monday, June 18, 2012

DAILY SHOW: Samantha Bee's 'Sex and the City' Obama Fundraiser Parody

Samantha Bee reports on Sarah Jessica Parker's Obama fundraiser in a way only Sex and the City fans could enjoy.

Mitt Romney's Wawa Commercial

First it was Etch A Sketch, now Mitt Romney's starring in a commercial for Wawa.

CNN: Artur Davis Explains Why He Left Democratic Party

Meet the new poster boy of the GOP.

Mike Huckabee Calls Bristol Palin 'Fair Game'

Let it be known that on Monday, June 18th, Mike Huckabee told everyone that it's OK to make fun of Bristol Palin as much as they want.

Mitt Romney Very Impressed by Wawa

Mitt Romney just experienced Wawa for the first time and he wants you to know how cool it is.
Other Things That Have Impressed Mitt Romney on his Bus Tour (Besides Wawa)
"I went to the McDonalds drive-thru. You tell a little speaker what kind of meat sandwich you want to eat and then it's there for you when you drive around the corner."
"I went to the laundromat. Your clothes swim around in soapy water and an hour later they're all clean!"
"I went to Starbucks. You give the cashier just $6 and they give you coffee."
"I went to an ATM Machine. They only let you take out $300 at a time, but you don't have to go to Switzerland to get it."
"I went to Olive Garden. Every time you finish your salad and bread sticks, they just keep bringing you more!"

Mitt Romney Declares Victory in Wisconsin

First it was Pennsylvania, now it's Wisconsin. Mitt Romney's bus tour apparently just consists of him going to traditionally Democratic states and confidently declaring that he will win them.

FOX AND FRIENDS: Donald Trump Backs Obama's Immigration Policy

In a surprising move, Donald Trump appeared to support President Obama's new immigration policy on Fox and Friends this morning, while still reserving some praise for Mitt Romney.
"I'm one of the world's very conservative people, but I have to tell you on a human basis, how do you throw somebody out that's lived in this country for twenty years."
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