Friday, June 22, 2012

BILL MAHER: Mitt Romney's Ad for Old White People

Mitt Romney's new ad targets a very specific demo.
"Put vote for Mitt Romney on your bucket list today."

Jerry Sandusky's Lawyer Surrounded by Angry Mob

The same man who earlier quoted Dumb and Dumber to explain his clients chances of getting off (so to speak) contends with an angry crowd on CNN when discussing Jerry Sandusky's appeal potential.

Son Comes Out to Parents as a Democrat

Congressional candidate Ryan Combe's new slogan is: "Why aren't you a Democrat? It might not be as bad as you think." Hey, whatever works in Utah.
ᔥ ShortFormBlog

PIERS MORGAN: Conan O'Brien on Losing the 'Tonight Show'

Conan O'Brien tells Piers Morgan that the last few shows he did as host of the Tonight Show were some of the best work he's done on television. Agreed.

Obama is 'Just Sayin,'' Take Romney at His Word

If Mitt Romney said he would veto the DREAM Act, we should take him at his word.
ᔥ BuzzFeed

Stephanie Cutter Knows She's Screwed

From The Second City Network, Obama advisor Stephanie Cutter is not feeling very confident about the President's chances these days.

Gotcha Links of the Week

ᔥ Alex Leo
Aaron Sorkin's The Newsroom is not going to be as good as you want it to be.
ᔥ New Yorker
John Kerry is going to make a fantastic Mitt Romney in Obama's debate practice sessions.
ᔥ Washington Post
The Obama daughters are not on Facebook, so stop trying to stalk them.
ᔥ The Hill
This is why Mitt Romney likes being able to fire people.
ᔥ Daily Finance
Start psyching yourself up for Kid Rock's big Republican National Convention performance.
ᔥ ShortFormBlog
Does the Secret Service have more fun partying in Colombia or Martha's Vineyard?
ᔥ Fox News
Mitt Romney does not believe in "unilateral disarmament" when it comes to hecklers on the campaign trail (or war, presumably).
ᔥ AP
You can officially cross new Purdue President Mitch Daniels off the veepstakes list.
ᔥ Atlantic Wire
If Bloomberg News says Obama is leading Romney by 13 points, who are we to argue with them?
ᔥ Bloomberg
Naturally, Charlie Sheen will play the POTUS in Machete Kills.
ᔥ AV Club

Rick Scott Says Florida Economy's Doing 'Extremely Well'

Someone's not heeding the demands of Mitt Romney.

Marco Rubio's Immigration Cop Out

Speaking just hours before President Obama at the NALEO Latino Conference in Orlando, Senator Marco Rubio said that the "truth" is that "we don't know yet" how to handle immigration in this country. That's an awfully easy way to criticize President Obama's new policy without offering an alternative.
Rubio went on to list all of the ways he was "tempted to come here today and rip open the policies of the Administration."
"I was tempted to come here and tell you, 'hey, he hasn't been here in three years.' What a coincidence, it's an election year. I was tempted to tell you, 'why didn't he make this issue a priority?' Well, I guess I just did tell you."

FOX AND FRIENDS: Is Nancy Pelosi 'Out of Her Mind?'

Only Fox and Friends is asking the important questions about Nancy Pelosi's sanity. Also, who's that new blonde lady?

LETTERMAN: Justin Bieber Undecided on Obama vs. Romney

Thankfully, he's a Canadian citizen so he can't vote, but if he could he has no idea who he would vote for.
ᔥ HuffPost Comedy

JIMMY KIMMEL: Anderson Cooper's Giggle Fits

Jimmy Kimmel confronts Anderson Cooper about his fits of uncontrollable giggling and plays a clip from one of the more unfortunate instances.

Bobby Jindal Says Obama is 'Pandering' on Immigration

This must be part of Bobby Jindal's plea to Mitt Romney to be taken seriously as a Vice Presidential candidate.
ᔥ GOP12