Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Jon Stewart explains to Fox News that not everything President Obama does can be his "Watergate."
"I mean Khmer Rouge is worse than Watergate. So if those kids singing is the Khmer Rouge, Fast And Furious has gotta be the Death Star taking out Alderaan just to maintain your outrage exchange rate!"
Well, now I know I wasn't the only person who noticed that Rick Perry thinks it's 2015. I'm right there with you, Joe.
"I love that guy. And I miss him. I miss him hard. I miss him real hard."
Joe Biden tells a crowd Iowa that Mitt Romney is great at creating jobs in "Singapore, China and India" and puts a new spin on Sarah Palin's "hopey-changey" quote.
"How's that nimble profitable thing working out for you all?"
After spending the first part of his interview brutally mocking Jay Leno's strange looks, Louis CK slyly works some new material about one of the biggest news stories of the week into his Tonight Show appearance.
Stephen Colbert takes a page out of Richard Mourdock's book and pre-tapes every possible outcome in the Supreme Court health care case.