CNN: Why Won't Mitt Romney Talk About Foreign Policy?

CNN's Erin Burnett compares President Obama's pre-election trip to Berlin with Mitt Romney's current trip to London and wonders why Romney refuses to talk about foreign policy "on foreign soil." James Carville has the answer.

CONAN: Chaz the Intolerant Chick-fil-A Chicken

Conan O'Brien introduces the new puppet mascot for Chick-fil-A.

"There's only one great chicken sandwich, and only one way to love."

Gotcha Links of the Day | Leslie Knope Meets John McCain

According to Parks and Recreation creator Mike Schur, John McCain is a total "pro."
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Michael Bloomberg picks Scott Brown over Elizabeth Warren.
ᔥ Huffington Post

More people know Mitt Romney is Mormon than know President Obama is Christian, so we'll see how that goes.
ᔥ Politico

This Aurora shooting victim didn't have health insurance so now he owes the hospital that saved him more than $2 million because he lives in the United States of America.
ᔥ Death + Taxes

Move over Porgy and Bess, say hello to Lewis Black.
ᔥ Playbill

The Olympics-themed Obama super PAC ad that everyone hates just got killed by the Olympics.
ᔥ ABC News

London Mayor Boris Johnson Disses That 'Guy Called Mitt Romney'

As the Olympic flame was lit in Hyde Park today, London Mayor Boris Johnson conveniently cast Mitt Romney as a villain whose negative predictions the British people would ultimately prove wrong.

Kim Jong-un Goes on Rides at Amusement Park

First he hires Mickey Mouse to perform for him, now he's going to amusement parks. Perhaps this isn't the best way to show that Kim Jong-un is not a child king.

ONN: Reporters Struggling To Maintain Energy Until Election

The Onion News Network political reporters are getting seriously bored.

Reporters Struggling To Maintain Energy Until Election

COLBERT REPORT: Stephen Does 'The Word' By Himself

To prove that Mitt Romney is right and people don't need any help to build their businesses, Stephen Colbert does "The Word" without the help of his crew.

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Gotcha Morning | Obama vs. Romney on Gun Control

Less than a week has passed since the deadly shooting occurred in Aurora, Colorado and President Obama and Mitt Romney have decidedly broken their short-lived truce. Yesterday, both men attempted to clarify their positions on what steps they think America can take to prevent another massacre like this one. On October 3rd, Obama and Romney will face off at their first debate, in Denver, Colorado, on domestic issues, which will surely cover the gun control issue. For now, here are their positions.

While both men preface their remarks with definitive support of the Second Amendment, there are some clear differences in their approaches. Mainly, President Obama speaks of action, while Mitt Romney speaks of inaction. President Obama recognizes that the weapons the shooter used were purchased legally and there is little to nothing in the current law that could have prevented him from doing so. Mitt Romney deflects the conversation away from guns and towards the homemade bombs in the gunman's apartment, which have the distinction of being illegal, but not of being used to kill anyone in this case. President Obama states concrete steps he will take to work with Congress towards a goal of "violence reduction." Mitt Romney refuses to limit any rights for gun owners and fails to lay out any specifics for preventing tragedies like the one in Colorado from happening again.