Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Gotcha Links of the Day | Obama the Wizard

Definitive proof that President Obama is a wizard.
ᔥ BuzzFeed
Big surprise of the day: Paul Ryan was in a frat.
ᔥ CNN
President Obama might buy you a beer if you're not holding a Mitt Romney sign.
ᔥ Death + Taxes
Despite what you may have heard on Twitter, or logically thought in your head, Margaret Thatcher is not dead.
ᔥ Mediaite
Add guava, or "vagina" if your Cuban, to the list of things Mitt Romney loves.
ᔥ Jezebel

ONN: Obama To Star in Judd Apatow's 'Commander In Steve'

President Obama is following up Slow Jam the News with Jimmy Fallon and Betty White's birthday celebration with a starring role in Judd Apatow's new movie.

Obama Starring In New Judd Apatow Comedy To Appeal To Younger Voters

Paul Ryan Gloats About Not Using a Teleprompter

Paul Ryan wants to make sure all of the Colorado voters at his town hall know that one guy in the crowd is impressed he's not using a teleprompter.

Obama Makes Dog on the Roof Joke

President Obama quotes Mitt Romney's ignorant comment about wind power from back in March and makes a joke about the infamous Seamus incident.
"I know he's had other things on his car."

MSNBC: Stephanie Cutter on Joe Biden's 'Put Y'all Back in Chains' Comment

Obama advisor Stephanie Cutter plays down Joe Biden's questionable comments in Virginia about the Republicans wanting to "put y'all back in chains."

FUNNY OR DIE: Wing It Parenthood

Connie Britton stars in this promo for the program that will replace Planned Parenthood if Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan get their way.

Joe Biden to Virginia: 'We Can Win North Carolina'

Vice President Joe Biden makes the classic rock star mistake of calling out the wrong city on tour.

Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis Confront 'The Daily Caller'

When The Daily Caller's Nicholas Ballasy asks some questions about tax policy, Will Ferrell attempts a couple of jokes, but Zach Galifianakis is not having it.
ᔥ Wonkette

CNN: Soledad O'Brien vs. John Sununu on the Romney/Ryan Budget

John Sununu does not react well when Soledad O'Brien presents him with the facts about Mitt Romney's support of Paul Ryan's plan to slash Medicare.
"Put an Obama bumpersticker on your forehead when you do this."

LETTERMAN: Paul Ryan Top Ten List

David Letterman introduces Paul Ryan with ten little-known facts about the Congressman/Vice-Presidential candidate.

COLBERT REPORT: Ryan 2012

Stephen Colbert is relieved that Mitt Romney has finally stepped aside to let Paul Ryan take over the Republican ticket.
"For nine months now, I thought I was going to have to vote for Mitt Romney."