Friday, October 5, 2012

PIERS MORGAN: Rick Santorum Wants to Kill and Eat Big Bird

In the words of Piers Morgan, "That was beautifully, badly phrased."

JEST: Couple Debates Watching The Debates

Should they change the channel?

FUNNY OR DIE: Big Bird Responds to Mitt Romney

An extremely NSFW Big Bird has a message for Mitt Romney.

DAILY SHOW: Bill O'Reilly Rumble Preview

Bill O'Reilly comes on The Daily Show to promote his new confessional book Killing Kennedy and preview Saturday night's Rumble the Air-Conditioned Auditorium.

Dueling Conspiracy Theories on Jobs Numbers, Debate Cheating

Friday, October 5th is turning into conspiracy theory day on the campaign trail, with both sides suspicious of each other after a potentially game changing debate Wednesday night.
First up, former General Electric CEO Jack Welch set off a firestorm by tweeting an accusation that the Obama campaign manipulated the sub-8% unemployment rate announced this morning. The narrative was quickly adopted on Fox News.
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On the other side, there's a video that appeared on YouTube last night showing slow-motion footage of Mitt Romney slyly pulling notes out of his pocket and dropping them on his debate podium. Debate rules state: "No props, notes, charts, diagrams, or other writings or other tangible things may be brought into the debate by any candidate."
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KEY AND PEELE: Obama and Luther Address First Debate

President Obama could have used his anger translator Luther on stage with him Wednesday night.

Steve Martin Endorses Nebraska Senate Candidate Bob Kerrey

If this doesn't lock up the election for Bob Kerrey, there's something wrong with the people of Nebraska.

JIMMY KIMMEL: Debate Focus Group with Kids

Jimmy Kimmel assembles some undecided children to get their reactions to the first presidential debate.

LETTERMAN: Matthew Broderick as Mitt Romney

David Letterman offers up another simulation of his potential interview with Mitt Romney, this time with Matthew Broderick.

COLBERT REPORT: Mitt Romney's Etch A Sketch-y Debate

Using an Etch A Sketch and an industrial strength paint shaker, Stephen Colbert demonstrates how Mitt Romney pulled a fast one on America Wednesday night.

DAILY SHOW: Jon Stewart Gives Obama Post-Debate Pep Talk

Jon Stewart meets President Obama at camera three to ask him what was going on during Wednesday night's debate and offer some words of wisdom he recently heard from Samuel L. Jackson.