Tuesday, December 4, 2012

DAILY SHOW: Jon Stewart Wants to Go Over the Fiscal Cliff

After hearing initial proposals from both sides, Jon Stewart thinks we'd be better off just going over the fiscal cliff and calling it a day.
"I know it will be disastrous; I know it will doom our economy for years to come, but let’s just go over the fucking cliff. Fine. Let’s just go. Just leave the negotiating table and send us over the cliff. ‘Cause you know why? At least for a few seconds, it’ll feel like we’re flying."

CNN: Anderson Cooper is No Longer Blind

Anderson Cooper is surprised that his 36 hours of blindness became such a big story and wants to assure his fans that he can see again.

CONAN: Andy Richter Explains the Fiscal Cliff

First Mr. Burns offered his perspective on the fiscal cliff, now Andy Richter expands the metaphor.

CBS' Les Moonves on the Late Night Wars

Letterman's boss admits that he reveled in Jay Leno's primetime misfortune and was less-than-thrilled with Dave's decision to go on his new competitor Jimmy Kimmel's show.

FOX NEWS: Megyn Kelly Thinks Meryl Streep is Anna Wintour

Megyn Kelly plays multiple clips from the The Devil Wears Prada in an attempt to disqualify Anna Wintour for Ambassador to the UK, proving once again that Fox News can't distinguish fiction from reality.

THE SIMPSONS: Mr. Burns Explains the Fiscal Cliff

Mr. Burns still can't believe that Mitt Romney lost the election, but now he has something to say about the fiscal cliff.

Obama Blames 'Cable News' for Susan Rice Controversy

This begs the question, is Fox News doing the bidding of Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham, or is it the other way around?

LETTERMAN: Dave and His Son Meet President Obama

David Letterman tells the story about how he and his son Harry met President Obama before the Kennedy Center Honors ceremony.

TODAY SHOW: Matt Damon Makes 'Tossing Salad' Joke

It may not have been the best idea to have Matt Damon give dating advice on the Today Show.

DAILY SHOW: Fox News Launches War on Christmas 2012

Jon Stewart plays "Make Fox News Mad Libs" with the War on Christmas.